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When a girl is passed out, she might as well be deaf and blind, and then you masturbate on her.
MBC was passed out on her bed from a long day of drinking and big luv came into the room and gave her the helen keller!!
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1. The current Prime Minister of New Zealand, a group of islands in the Pacific. She is the first female Prime Minister to be voted into office in New Zealand. A good leader who runs New Zealand very well.
"It is amazing how trivial the things are that some
people will get their knickers in a knot about"
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A sexual position, involving a minimum of 5 people (4 of which are men), where each man chooses an eye or ear. Then they ejaculate in each eye and ear, causing the semen recipient be deaf, blind, "dumb", and covered in semen. Just like Helen Keller.
My mom is in town. Round up the bros! We're gonna Helen Keller this bitch!
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This is a complex maneuver involving three separate actions.
1) When a chick is giving you head you pull out and come in her eyes rendering her blind
2) You stick your fingers in her ears rendering her deaf.
3) You put your dick back in her mouth rendering her speechless
thus the helen keller
Tina let me do the helen keller to her last night...amazing!
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A sexual manuever. You straddle your girl friend while she is giving you a blow job, when you are about to cum you stick your entire ball sac in her mouth, shoot your load in her eyes and then stick your fingers in her ears temporarily leaving her deaf, dumb and blind...hence The Helen Keller.
I was hanging out with my girl friend last night and gave her the "The Helen Keller" she was not pleased Dude...I've got to go get her some eyes drops, she says they're still burning...
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intoxicated to the point of impossibly blurred vision, incomprehensible slurred speech, and an inability to hear anything over the sound of the blood pounding in your ears
Dude, you were Helen Kellered last night!
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A Hellen Keller is when your girl is giving head, pull out at the last minute and pop a load in her eyes, then karate chop her in her windpipe.
I Helen Kellered my girl last night, thats why she's still choking, damn Helen Keller.
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