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when Media-Americans prostitute their journalistic integrity for their anointed candidate Hillary Clinton.
{let’s tune in to the News/Game show already in progress...}
Host: “We’re almost out of time... to win all the cash and prizes you must spin this better than any Media-American whore ever has. Okay Jane... ‘Monica Lewinski’ is today’s Media Whore challenge.”
Jane: “Monica Lewinski proves that when Hillary’s in the Whitehouse she’ll bow her head to no world leader.”
{Wild applause from the studio audience.}
Host: “You’ve DONE IT! With a media spin like that what fool wouldn’t believe that qualifies Hillary for the highest office on the planet? Jane, you’re are our new Whoring for Hillary champion. See you next time folks.”
{Closing theme}
When the media bias is plain to see
and the News ain’t what it ought to be.
With Donald Trump they bash and pillory.
‘cuz in the PC Media... they’re always
Whoring for Hillary!
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Botch a sure-fire opportunity.
Cause a big problem because of inattention or pride.
Treat people poorly and suffer the consequences.
A ten-yard field goal would have won the game, but the kicker pulled a Hillary and missed.
All I had to do was close the door, but I pulled a Hillary and left it open, and so some creep slipped in and stole my laptop.
My friend refuses to tip the janitor, so the janitor turned-down his heat on the coldest night of the year. Talk about pulling a Hillary.
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When a person or team is in a situation where they should have a sure win, but still lose.
Did you see the Yankees game last night? They had an easy win, but they Pulled a Hillary.
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Hillary Banks is a very very rich snob who owns a horrible tv show, she steals her fathers money so she can buy clothing that she enjoys wearing, she is very arrogant with her looks while she lacks intelligence. She is one of the main stars of popular 90s tv show “The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air”
Hillary banks is an annoying rich snob with very good looks
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What Hillary Clinton should have become on the first Tuesday in Nov 2016
Mrs Clinton should have become Queen Hillary, but Donald Trump had other ideas
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Could've been the first F president. Sorry, I meant female, but the emale got deleted.
Hillary Clinton could have lead America to its ultimate demise!
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When you get in bad trouble and act like you didn't mean to do it.
Jim is going to try pulling a Hillary to get out of detention today
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