Hip Honk

Noun. 1. Musical genre often referred to as "Bass and Banjo." It is a Combination of hip hop/rap and country western musical styles. Etymological root: "HIP Hop" and "HONKey Tonk" combination.

Although many music historians believe "Cotton-Eyed Joe" to be the seminal Hip Honk masterpiece, most musicians credit Akon's "Locked Up" to be the first precursor to this style. Toby Keith, although primarily a country western musician, is the most prolific hip honk artist.

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Honk The Horn

The uncontrollable act induced by extreme excitement after an individual locates his cock, where he tediously shaves away at the outermost layer of skin until only the urethra is intact.

- Hello? 9-1-1? Yah, I just woke up with an apple peeler in my hand and the bloody existence of my penis was urinating like an unmanned fire hose.

- Stay calm... Prior to you passing out, you unconsciously mutilated your penis. Medical professionals familiar with "Honk The Horn" cases are on their way.

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zootedly honked

when your mad high , and everything is perfect . when you cant possibly get any higher . almost like you cant feel yo face !

'damnnnn , im zootedly honked man.'

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YEE-HONK

the sound of a half cowboy half clown gettin some

I heard a real loud YEE-HONK last night, Jimmy musta got laidddd

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Texas Honk

Jamming your horn in with all your force for far longer then is necessary. It is important to be extremely angry during this process, despite the fact that nothing bad has happened and there is absolutely no danger present. As the name implies it helps to be surrounded by ignorant people who assume that they are always in the right; and it is their duty to punish you for anything they deem as wrong.

Car 1 changes lanes in front of Car 2.

There is adequate spacing between the two cars, and Car 2 does not need to change speeds in order to maintain this distance.

Car 2 performs a Texas Honk.

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mojo honking

your friend is being playful out of boredom or hunger?

they're fed up with your kindness maybe?

play them this song
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"stop the car, wait, it's Yvonno's mojo honking."

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Honking the Horn

When you bang a chick while driving...she bends over in front of you and works the gas with her hands. Booyah!

Brutus crashed while honking the horn with Agnes.

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