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love hotel only for having sex
james and julie went to a sex hotel and did it the other day and they had some hard ass sex he was sticking it up her pussy and she was screaming harder and harder den fast and fast and she had tears of joy
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When two people rent a room to have sex in
Taylor : Last night me and Tyler had Hotel Sex!
Mandy : O wow wasn't you afraid your husband might get mad?
Taylor : Hell No! Besides what he don't know wont hurt him!
Chad : So Taylor I guess you & me will be having some Hotel Sex tonight!
Taylor : Fuck You! Im Married ASSHOLE!
Chad : Yeah but you wouldn't want your husband to find out about you and Tyler's Hotel Sex!
Taylor : FINE! I'll book a room at the Best Western but your paying for it!
Chad : Great i'll bring lot's of condom's!
Taylor : Oh God me and my big mouth!
LATER ON
Steve : O Wow Chad & Taylor are having Hotel Sex tonight! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Braun : HEY JACKOFF WHERE'S TAYLOR?
Steve : Uhhh! I don't know?
Braun : YOU BETTER TELL ME OR YOUR GONNA GET THESE HANDS!
Steve : Ok she's having Hotel Sex with Chad!
Braun : GRRRRRR! WAIT TIL I GET MY HAND'S ON THIS SO CALLED CHAD GUY IM GONNA BREAK HIS NECK HE'S ABOUT TO GET THESE HANDS!
Steve :Oh Shit's!
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A union for the sole purpose of being able to have sex that isn't outside of a marriage. The couple is usually young and have been engaged for a very short period of time. The girl is usually a 'virgin'. At least one set of parets disapproves. There is usually a credible friend (usually a crazy aunt) that will vouch for the sincerity of the relationship and proclaim that they really are going to "make it"
Robert and Nichole met in college 2 semesters ago. Nichole is a "virgin" and saving herself for marriage. Nichole and Robert decide to elope to the courthouse so that they can consumate the hotel marriage right away. Nichole's parents are devastated. Robert's aunt, Christina, is convinced that they are "made for each other" and are going to be married 50 years. Unless Nichole gets pregnant first.
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Habbo Hotel you are a joke now, which is not even funny, I mean it was stupid buying non existent furni with our own real money but you have changed so much it is so bad.
To everyone that joined around 2001-2004
-Remember the camera.
-Remember the games. (like chess)
-Remember the trax. (habbo music)
-Remember the big hand & purse.
Well sorry Habbo but I quit.
I was on Habbo Hotel playing in the gamehall, taking photos.
Now you are boring.
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A German alternative rock band consisting of 4 male members:
Bill Kaulitz - Vocals
Tom Kaulitz - Guitar
Georg Listing - Bass guitar
Gustav Schaefer - Drums
No, they are not an emo band.
No, the lead singer is not a girl.
No, the lead singer is not gay.
Like all good bands, they have 3 major types of followers:
Normal fans - Who actually care more for their music rather than their looks, but still may/may not think the members look good.
Fangirls - Who obsess over them like creeps and ruin it for everyone else by liking them only for their looks.
Haters - Who claim that they "hate" them yet obsess over them like creeps.
Tokio Hotel is a band made up of a tranny, a wigger, a dwarf, and a nerd that get more girls in a night than you will in a lifetime!
Normal fan: Tokio Hotel has good music and the Kaulitz twins are very sexy :)
Fangirl: oMG lyke T0Ki0 H0tEl izz friicking t0t3z 0z!! LyK3 BiLL is friiiicking h0000tt...
Hater: Tokio Hotel is gay. See, I spent 3 hours Photoshopping this picture of Bill to show my hatred for them. I will now go print it out and stick it to my wall so I can stare at it all day. I did not print it out so I could stare at Bill's hotness, I did it because I hate him.
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When a bunch of skanky people go to a hotel to drink, "have fun" and do dirty things
"Lauryn was telling me about her awsome hotel party she was at and how wasted she was."
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Habbo hotel is for little gay little 10 year olds with no friends to pretend they have a social life with their pretend little person
Habbo: Will you be my friend
Habbo1: Ok then
Habbo: My name is gertrude, my favourite sport is cricket and my favourite thing in the whole wide world is habbo hotel!
Habbo1: ME TOO!
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