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The second husband when the first marriage didn’t work out. The one who is suppose to “outdo” the predecessor. The second husband is supportive but never gets the kids on Father’s Day when they go to their “real” dad, even with as bad or neglectful as their real dad may be. The measurement of how second husbands “stack up” is ever-present with regards to the first husband and the comparisons span from the family relatives, children, friends, neighbors and the wife regardless of how good the second husband is.
“Jill always tries to make John feel good about his finances and body because of second husband syndrome. Her first husband Mark is a multi-millionaire and was a fitness model in college.”
A penis that’s not quite vacation dick, but not small enough to be boyfriend dick. Husband dick is usually 7-8 inches with a good amount of girth. Husband dick hits so well you’d make the man your husband.
Friend 1: So how was it last night, with Chad???
Friend 2: It was soooooo good he had Husband Dick, I might just have to make him mine
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Slang term used to describe a lying adulteress who uses money and sexting to entice men from their wives. These women are clown like in appearance and are also referred to as stink box.
Have you heard about that Trisha's Husband's Girlfriend? Word is her stink box smells like the sewer that pennywise is hiding in.
The best kind of husband there is, because he's so sweet, affectionate, funny, adorable, creative and super lovable even though he makes Anne Frank jokes. He might be slightly retarded but it's okay because it makes him even funnier. He's the kind of guy you would wanna stay up all night talking to, even if he's puking his guts out - because you just love him so much. The ring pop husband is a precious and unique species and if you've found one make sure to never ever let him go!!
- Hey Ida who's your ring pop husband?
- It's Yoey duuhh!
- Nice what flavour did he propose to you with?
- Idk I was too busy looking at his adorable smile and the tard ate it before I got a chance to wear it and taste it myself.
The national day for every husbands
A day of extra love for them
Celebrate this day by giving your husband a lot of love
A label a shallow person gives to themselves on internet profiles to mask the fact that they are lacking in empathy. This label is a euphemism that broadcasts to others that they, too, wish to undermine social supports for the less fortunate while reliving the tax burden on the wealthy job creators, without explicitly saying so. They prefer to live in suburbia, or on ranches. They prefer to watch Fox News or another Rupert Murdoch owned media outlet as a primary source of information. They have not travelled much. They are usually caucasian. They have probably not read 1984. The person may also be sociopath.
Politically, they will always support their local version of the "Leopards Eating People's Faces Party," always expecting that the "leopards" will eat the faces of others.
Likes Mike Pence. Dislikes Nancy Pelosi, Bernie Sanders, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and anyone else Fox News says is bad.
Look for this label on social media sites like Linkedin, Twitter, and facebook.
1. As a husband, father, and Conservative, I just want to ban abortion, undermine women's rights, and cut taxes for the rich.
2. A dedicated husband, father, and Conservative wore his MAGA hat on the way to the NRA barbecue to discuss his concerns about white replacement with his friends.
3. "Is 'husband, Father, Conservative' some kind of dog whistle code for jackass?" she asked after checking the commenter's profile.
4. Also see: sociopath, MAGAt, Conservatism
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when someone says something so stupid you question their mental sanity and stability
Girl: I didn’t know that Italy was in Europe!!
Boy: are you literally Joe bidens husband?