I'll ski on your lunch if I want

Used as an expression of defiance.

Popularized by the viral video clip 'His Name Is James Bond', which features amusing lyrics detailing the ways in which the titular secret agent is an asshole who basically does what he wants without caring about the consequences.

The lyric runs: "Because I'm suave you can suck it, I'll ski on your lunch if I want/take a walk on the heads of some reptiles, then act heaps nonchalant."

MAN 1: Dude, what the hell are you doing coming out of that bathroom with my wife??

MAN 2: I'll ski on your lunch if I want.

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It's My Havarti and I'll Rye If I Want To

A special burger with havarti cheese that comes on rye bread

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the It's My Havarti and I'll Rye If I Want To, you should try it!"

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I want to [fuck] her in the worst way

Standing up in a hammock

Playboy stud # 1 : "I want to fuck her in the worst way".
Playboy stud # 2 : "Wouldn't the missionary position be good enough?.

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i want to have sex with jada

i want to eat tacos

i want to have sex with jada while eating tacos

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hey jimmy i want to play fortnite

oh hell no jayden hell no

hey jimmy i want to play fortnite means you dont want to play fortnite

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Whatever, I do what I want!

used by mostly obeserexic pre-teen ho-bags who have shitloads of unprotected sex with ppl 3 times their age.

Seen mostly on Maury and Jenny Jones....made even more popular by Cartman on South Park in the episode where Butters has balls strapped to his chin.

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Whatever, I do what I want!

Idiotic phrase uttered by spoiled little teenage bitches who haven't the slightest clue what it's like to live in the real world.

"I ain't ever had to work a day in my life and my parents provide me with everything I need. But ain't no one gonna tell me I can't blow half the boys at my school, abuse drugs, and talk to my parents like they is dogs. Whatever, I do what I want!"

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