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An extremely stupid pun that everyone hates and the person who says it has lowered his bar by a lot.
The person who says it normally laughs and thinks it was a smart and fun joke.
1+1=3 Aint right, its left.
OMG I can't believe Trump is president, am I right or am I left?
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What me and my family do all the time! LOL
"bruh im hungry"
"When i eat the booty i feed myself"
Same for help i accidentally summoned a lemon
urban dictionary wants me to include the word so i hate it when i accidentally build a shelf
its like when you shit your pants but its not fake its for real
steve: you got a splatter on your pants, what does that mean?
dave: i shitted my pants i am for real
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“Wait I think I know who joe is” is a random joke used during…. Idk….
Person 1: Wait I think I know who joe is
Person 2: who is joe… wait OH NO
person 1: joe mama
Person 3 wait I figured out who joe is.
Person 4: joe mama
Person 3: no it’s joe Biden
Person 4: oh-
Person 3: joe Biden deez nutz
An item that you absolutely do not need to buy however you have to have it. I don't need it... but I need it.
As she passed by the store window and leather boots caught the corner of her eye she thought to herself I don't need it... but I need it.
I don’t want peace; I want problems ALWAYS!!!!!! — a popular meme that originated in the unbelievable genre: African Martial Arts Films.
This particular line appears in the 2017 adaptation of the Mortal Kombat game, from Ghana's Kumawood scene. The line is spoken by Marsuel Hoppe, who plays Shao Kahn, the armored tyrant from the video game. Kumawood productions are typically low-budget and quickly produced.
This line is an absolute declaration of martial arts militancy and the desire to fight even is your opponent is suing for peace.
You want peace? You want peace? I don’t want peace; I want problems ALWAYS!!!!!!
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