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Ya no. I don't love anyone but himmmmmm and Olivia will never know!!!!
Me: I love u boii
Olivia: Oh dear
Me (thinking): Olivia this secret's pissing you off lol
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When a man says these 3 "magical" words a woman. He might as well cut off his balls, then hand them to the woman he told this to. Cos if he is serious when he says it (isn't just saying it to get here clothes off), he has more or less given her a verbal, subliminal invitation to walk all over him.
Some idiot: I love you
Some bitch: Wow! Bend over backwards for me, while I treat you like shit and cheat on you.
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TEACHER: GIVE ME YOUR 3 FAVORITES STATE
STUDENT:TENNESSEE,MISSISSIPPI AND PENNSYLVANIA,
TEACHER:SPELL IT FOR ME?
STUDENT:I THINK I DON'T LIKE THEM ANYMORE, I CHANGED MY BRAIN!!....I LOVE OHIO, IOWA AND MAIN..........
I LOVE SCHOOL, SPELLING IS MY FAVORITES SUBJECT.....I LOVE SPELLING........"
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An undeniable attraction to a device that generates light.
Person 1 : "Dude guess what!"
Person 2 : "What?"
Person 1 : I love lamps
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A book written by someone who states they're a lesbian, but the title suggests otherwise.
I love dick, politically correct people have tried to ban it.
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a way to get into a girls pants.
man: i love you
woman: *GASP* OH MY GAWD! YOU SAID YOU LOVE ME!!!!! LETS MAKE A BABY!!!
man: heh heh heh, works every time
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I love acid is a retard cuck that is very gay and very retarted. This person is also very racist.
Dude you’re such a i love acid loser!
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