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Internet

at best: a boundless source of information, and a convenient way to keep in touch with people
at worst: a world of porn, blogs, and hackers

The Interent is over-rated

by *tweak* October 3, 2003

9๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Internet

Invented by Al Gore

"I invented the Internet" - Al Gore

by Strawberry Clock Version 2 November 25, 2003

21๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


internet

A virtual network where people, calling themselves critics, post negative comments about upcoming movies.

"It's a Miramax flick. We gotta bust it up so people stop calling us names on the Internet." - Jay and Silent Bob

by Thumbs May 24, 2003

8๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


internet

A global pornography network.

I l0v3 to search joor foumz and act c00l 0v3r th3 internet. And then I go on redtube and wankz to it.

by george allen November 22, 2007

5๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


the internet

a teeming cesspool of stupidity that more often than not produces something funny.

Person A: man I love the internet, you can find such weird stuff on it.
Person B: yeah, but it's a literal bottomless pit of shit and politics.
Person A: but /memes/
Person B: okay, fair.

by bangtanshadowassassin November 25, 2018


The internet

A dark and scary place full of incredibly horny people (TomSka, 2k19)

"We work on the internet, which is a dark and scary place full of incredibly horny people"

by Dalamanza April 12, 2019


The Internet

The magical substance the can allow a a user to view virtually everything humanly possible with a few key-strokes. We use to look at pictures of cats, pornography, get into arguments with strangers and advertising terrible products.

"You see this? This is on the INTERNET."

by Vex977 March 18, 2014