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carbondale illinois high school

It is a high school that has so many drug sellers and whores and nerds and freaks and jocks!!!
it is hell to some people!!
but heaven to others!!
the drugess usually get caught by the police! that check the school with dogs lately!!!
The whores leave out of shame!!
also home of the proud and strong terriers
but in the end it is high school with way to much drama!!

Carbondale illinois high school

by terrierdude December 6, 2010

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Elmwood Park, Illinois (EP)

It is common to see a blue-collar worker driving a Range Rover, Mercedez, BMW or some other luxury vehicle clearly out of their price range. By keeping the used car clean (and tinting windowns/adding rims), they are able to appear wealthier than they really are. In reality, most Elmwood Park residents are city workers, police officers, firefighters, construction workers and laborers. Elmwood Park is known for it's Italian background. There are several restaurants and bars that try to capitalize on this "distinction", but most of the times people are just trying too hard. A common phrase in Elmwood Park is, "Do you know who my Grandpa was?" The problem is the only people who know what the hell they are talking about is their neighbor who also had a "famous" Grandpa. The pride each resident has in it's town is almost dilusional. If you get to know the people and places in EP, however, you will quickly learn many people are lying.. to themselves, to each other and to their kids. It's a look-how-guido-I-am town filled with blue-collar workers driving cars they can't afford, doing drugs left and right and hoping their local politician helps them get a job somehow. After all, DON'T YOU KNOW WHO MY GRANDPA WAS?

Oh, Hey! I'm over dere in da Elmwood Park, Illinois (EP). My brand new Benz is out front of da Baciami, just got done laying some concrete over dere. Bada bing, bada boom. You know who my grandpa was??

by I am soooo italian August 11, 2011

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We party hearty...(rhyme; origin Taylorville, Illinois @1987)

We party hearty
We drink Bacardi

We smoke
We toke
We all do coke
We do shrooms and crank
We like it when our minds go blank!

Just a saying/rhyme/poem
We party hearty...(rhyme; origin Taylorville, Illinois @1987)

by NobodyHereButUsChickens June 26, 2021

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brighton illinois

Brighton, Illinois is a town in southern Illinois. It lies on highway 267, right in the middle of some cornfields. There is one stoplight, and hundreds of druggies. People from Brighton usually fuck their cousins because every one is related.

They're dating? But they're cousins? They must be from Brighton Illinois.

by Gottrash March 11, 2016


Mental Illinois

A type of illness that causes people to deny the fact that they have it

I do NOT have Mental Illinois

by lil-stinker October 16, 2022


Mental Illinois

A type of illness that causes people to think that it does not exist

Mental Illinois DOES NOT EXIST AND I DO NOT HAVE IT

by lil-stinker October 15, 2022


Illinois slurpee

When someone cumโ€™s in someoneโ€™s ass and slurps it up with a slurpee straw

Dude I just gave this bitch an Illinois slurpee

by Lil cum guzzler April 26, 2024