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get the fuck off my life.

or.. gettofmylife.
A very good term for when someone does something retarded or spazzy.

E.g.
Incest Person: I fucked my mum!
Me:
Get the fuck off my life.

E.g.2
n00b: Lol, i have a weiner.
Me: ยฌ_ยฌ Gettofmylife.

by lol@aids December 10, 2006

20๐Ÿ‘ 46๐Ÿ‘Ž


why does my life suck

Because you made it that way

Person 1: Why does my life suck
Person2: Because you made it that why you ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธITch

by Cake.CHR May 30, 2019

11๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


why is my life fucking hell?

What someone says when they want to know why their life is hell.

what did you expect?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY IS MY LIFE FUCKING HELL?!?!??!?!?!?

by uh..... wat April 15, 2021

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


light of my life, fire of my loins

To describe the love of your life, or even more than that. Your world would turn into complete darkness or turn upside down without her.

It is in the opening sentence of Lolita the novel by Vladmir Nabokov / Lolita the movie, in which the narrator was obsessed with his stepdaughter which he named Lolita.

It is adopted by Lana Del Rey as lyrics in her song "Off to the races".

She is the light of my life, fire of my loins, I'm dead when she leaves me.

by JeanG December 14, 2012

335๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Live my life a quarter mile at a time

Living life in the moment. Not worrying about things that happened in the past and only looking forward to new goals, new opportunities and new experiences.

Quote by Dominic Toretto from "The Fast and Furious 7"

"I used to say I live my life a quarter mile at a time, and I think that's why we were brothers. Because you did too."

by Lucky_Luke July 28, 2017

107๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


what am i doing with my life

You're really bored, aren't you?

Someone said, "What am I doing with my life."

by FANGIRL4evah June 16, 2018

51๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


7 idiots who ruined my life

Well, honey, the 7 idiots who ruined your life is Bangtansodamndone obviously. Ever heard of Dance monster? Sock Jean? Yoongay? Hoeshook? Pak Chimin? Teahyung and Jungcock?

Me: *searches on Google '7 idiots who ruined my life'*
Google: *shows an accurate picture which is Bangtansodamndone a.k.a kings of worldwide domination: BTS*

by taeggukthetics January 2, 2018

1008๐Ÿ‘ 167๐Ÿ‘Ž