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The story of a true Russian hero.
1 guy 1 cup is a video of one Alexey Tatarov, who squats over a glass jar, sliding it up his asshole. The jar shatters inside his ass, and then for the rest of the video, he is shown pulling the glass shards out as it bleeds profusely. One of the most disturbing aspects is the fact that he doesn't even scream, or make a sound. All you can hear is the glass shards crunching in his insides.
And for those who think he died from it, no he didn't. The dude fixed himself up after recording and went to work an hour later, like a true Russian.
Guy 1: Just watched 1 guy 1 cup, I think I'm gonna gouge out my eyes.
Guy 2: Ugh. Same bro.
The most horrific video out there. Involves a man, supposedly the same man from 1 guy 1 jar pulling a screwdriver out of his penile organ (and/or penis hole). The terror does not stop there. He then squeezes his penis and blood squirts all over the place. ALL. OVER. THE PLACE.
Scott: Hellolo! Did you see that amazing video, 1 Guy 1 Screwdriver?
Joe: No sir! What is it?
Scott: Let's watch!
(Goes to watch it)
Joe: WTF AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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A nun is eating the shit out of a priest's ass because she says that she's swallowing the evil from him. They were both German.
Guy 1: I found this video called 1 Priest 1 Nun, we should watch it.
Guy 2: Ok
After the vid-
Guy 1: Ugh!!! That was sick.
Guy 2: Ya it was.
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A disorder of the mind that comes from drinking Pepsi in the wee hours of the morn, which normally results in:
Burping through your nose
Laughing repeatedly for 15 minutes straight
Making strange sound effects
Licking phones and frog Beanie Babies when Orlando Bloom is sighted on the TV Guide Channel.
Lennon and I had a 2+1+1=3 this morning that lasted for an hour or more.
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man i hate dat bitch she a pain in the ass, im thinking of fuckin a new one
: nah bro same zobor different color
Timmylations 1:1 can be used in any circumstance
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An extremely mild form of the video 2 girls 1 cup. In this video. We see a girl with her arms tied and a man holding her vagina open. She then proceeds to urinate into what is usually used as a vessel to hold a beverage, which is being held by the man. She fills it up most of the way. It looks as though the urine could just be a frothy beer. The man then proceeds to move it up and hold the pitcher to her lips. She drinks deeply until all of the urine has been consumed. It can also be seen running down the sides of her mouth onto her ripped white shirt. The video ends with the man using his incredibly small flaccid penis to urinate into said pitcher, insinuating to the user there is more urine consumption to proceed.
Me: Man I had some off-brand beer last night called CAMO.
Bob: How'd it taste man?
Me: It tasted like 1 Girl 1 Pitcher.
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