duck sick

an oral technique preformed by a dyslexic prostitute

i duck sick for five dollars

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Slender Sickness

When slender man chases his victims. they start to become insane, paranoid, and anti-social, it will get worst up until they get taken away by slender man and never seen again.....

Stuttering Craig: Whats wrong with Ben?
Chad: Slender Sickness.
Stuttering Craig: Dang I feel sorry for him.
Chad: Don't he wont suffer much long.
Stuttering Craig: Why?
Chad: The Slender Man Will get him

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engineering sickness

The inevitable round of cold- or flu-like symptoms that plagues engineering students at least twice a semester, without fail. The primary causes of this illness are exhaustion, stress, lack of exercise, alcoholism, lack of sunlight, poor hygiene, poor diet, and chronic depression.

Woah man, I don't feel so good.
Must be the engineering sickness coming on.

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Sunday Sickness

Sunday Sickness, The horrible feeling you get on a sunday, usaully in the afternoon, not nescciarily After drinking on saturday night.

"josh do you want to come out this afternoon?"
"sorry mewser i cant i have really bad Sunday Sickness"
"booooo"

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Sick Sauce

An utterly amazing saucer pass during a game of hockey.

Jarome: (Makes an airborne pass over the sticks of three defenders right to a team mate)

Spectator: Sick Sauce!

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sick tits

When one or both of the female's breasts are feeling under the weather, thus resulting in violent projectile regurgitation via the nipple hole.

"Excuse me teacher... Can I please go to the bathroom? I think I have sick tits."

"Hey, why is her shirt all wet?"

"Oh, she has sick tits."

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Aright Sick

A sarcastic way of saying "ok cool" used usually when a person is mad or disapointed

" you had sex with my ex girlfriend? aright sick.. "

" You cant lend me five dollars to buy booze? aright sick.."