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When you have just been roasted or exposed that you don't say anything out of your mouth for the rest of your day.
Damn I roasted tyler yesterday so bad that he was tight lipped for the rest of the day.
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Someone that NEVER spends money only when its VERY necessary....
Nick, spend the money already and stop being a fucking tight wad... Gosh !!
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When a guy doesn’t turn a girl on during sex or fingering process
“yo she had such a tight vagina bro”… no she just wasn’t turned on by you..
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Someone who won't go out of their way to give somone else some money or help.
I asked Billy for some money, but he was such a tight arse and told me to bugger off.
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Expession used to describe a female involved in 4-way sex with three men. One man orally, one man anally, one man vaginally. This would fill all of the availible popular hole, thus making her "water tight".
Last night we had that bitch water tight!
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Tight pussy is a true treasure to a man. A woman with a tight pussy can get anything and everything from a man. Women can have or maintain a tight pussy by doing Kegel exercises. A woman can test to see if her's is tight by seeing if she can loosen the cap of a two liter coke bottle. It the vagina can tighten down enough so that you can hear the sound of gas escaping when twisting bottle, then you have a tight pussy. If the cap just turns, you have a loose pussy.
A tight pussy is worth it's weight in gold to any man.
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"Tight Sneakers" is a term that Phil's dad uses to describe any intense or troublesome situation. An example of this would be being pulled over. The term was adopted by Phil, Zack, Judson, and Austin for their Saturday adventures, which they pretend are episodes of a Sitcom called Tight Sneakers. The first episode was called DJ's and BJs. In each episode Judson drives, Phil is on shrooms, Zack retells the events of each night, and Austin plays DS and wears loose sandals. The Tight Sneakers are an elite force, an unlikely band of misfits, a hodgepodge of characters, and it works. They plan to have guest stars in the future. When using the term "tight sneakers" or referring to these adventures, one should always "give credit where credit is due" -(Dante Hicks, Clerks), and site their influence from Phil's dad for the phrase, and Phil, Zack, Judson, and Austin for the adventures.
Phil: Oh man, the coppers are flashing their lights and sirening me.
Phil's dad: Tight sneakers, Philip, tight sneakers...
Phil: Man, I cannot wait for the next Tight Sneakers, during which I shall be on shrooms.
Judson: Yes, and I can't wait to sit behind the wheel of your puke-green Suburu Outback, 2000 edition again, Phil.
Zack: You are both right, July 2nd was loads of fun, as I have explained to multiple audiences, so this shall be even more fantastic.
Austin: Me and my loose sandals would like to know: where that DS at?
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