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The theory that socks evolve to the shape of one's foot. Thus making a differnce between a left sock and a right sock.
I felt so uncomfortable this morning because I wore an old pair of socks that went through sock evolution.
When you get railed so hard, your rectum sags out of your ass.
David: Is that a pink sock?
Wesley: I'm afraid so...
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Term, presumably, coined by comic critic Dirk Deppy, used to describe drawing habit (mostly in comics and manga) where female upper clothes or armor are displayed the way, that they wrap around breasts, implying, that actual clothing piece or armor plate has special department for boobs. This comes from many (mainly male) comic or manga artists, thinking, that any cloth would automatically conform to the female breasts, where in reality they haven't seen a real boob once in their life.
This shirt has built -in boob socks!
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cum sock: your secret cum sock that you hide in under your bed. If your mother finds this she will send you to military school. Your stepsister wears this sock on her gear during sex and empties her snot on it. This sock has a very special place in your heart and if you lose it then you are going to cut off your pp. If you cut off your pp then your step sister will no longer like you and call you a dickless pussy. This makes you sad so you suck your best friends pp and it tastes like your cum sock and now you are sad. This is really just a plot of the government and they filmed you having anal sex with you cousin and they put it on PornHub. Now you are a famous porn star and the government gets 69% of your income without you knowing. You become homeless and start sucking more pp on the streets. You make your way up in the ranks of street pp sucking and now you become the lord of pps. Since you are the lord of pps you go back on to pornhub and you become instantly famous but the Soviet Union was making fake porn videos And were making more money then you were and so u started crying and grew your pp back. Then your step sister came back and you made Russian pornos with the sock on your step sisters head once again and you are reunited with your true found Alabama love.
Billy: Jimmys, your step sister looks really sexy in that cum sock
Jimmy: I know you should see her in bed with that thing on
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The art of masturbating into one's sock results in this. A sock is used as it can be easily washed once the 'wearer' is finished pleasuring himself.
My feet are covered in scratches because of my crispy socks
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Orphaned sock used by sailors to catch their loads while running a batch on patrol.
"Chief just did a berthing inspection and he found my patrol sock. Now I'm restricted for our next port call."
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That stuff in between your toes when you take off your socks after a long day. May be all over your feet if wearing black socks.
Ben: "My feet are covered in sock cum!"
Cam: "That's what you get for wearing black socks all day."