Italian drumstick

The act of pounding your head against someone's butt

As we exited the plane, I got totally Italian drumsticked by Jacob with his camera helmet.

italian love

When you slap someone and while their head is turned backhand them.

My mom gave me Italian love when I didn't finish my homework

Italian greyhound

The dog to have.

Hey what dog do you have? Italian greyhound! Wow you sure are cool

Italian Karate

(n) an ancient art of self-defense and offense used by Italians for generations. Basically, it involves beating the shit out of someone. Then, if they are still coming at you, take out a baseball bat. If they are still coming at you, use a gun. That's it.

Italian karate is a joke, actually. Despite the stereotype, Italians are not all violent and crime-prone. They are hard-working, intelligent people. Viva Italia!!!

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Italian Bullworm

Remember that episode of spongebob called "The Alaskan Bullworm" where that giant worm chased SpongeBob and his gang?
Well, imagine that worm, hairy, resting on an Italian mans crotch.
In other words, a large, fat and hairy Italian penis.

I saw my dad's Italian bullworm in the shower, he NEEDS to shave.

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italian beef

1. slow-cooked roast beef usually served with peppers or giardinera on italian bread, sometimes dipped in gravy. Has nothing to do with Italy, but very popular in Chicago. Not to be confused with Philly cheese-steak.

2. a complaint or argument offered by an Italian-American.

3. the penis of an Italian-American male. see italian sausage.

1. When I go by my ma's I always get italian beef.

2. My sister-in-law always has some italian beef.

3. I got your italian beef right here.

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Italian teabag

Dipping your balls in spaghetti sauce, then putting them on your friends face.

Josh passed out on the couch, so he got the Italian teabag.