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A sub saharan burger originating in the depths of sewers in northern Mexico. It is usually made with the finest mongoose meat which is specially burned to a crisp so it makes the chances of contracting cancer even easier while evidently, curing it at the same time. Additionally, Iron Man presumably used Jan Bobs to create parts of his suit. The bun consists of motherboards that have been smashed to a fine powder and then incorporated with whole wheat.
Jan Bob (Pronounced Yaan-Bob)
A pure mint gran who isnt afraid to smack a bitch if shes down with the cool kids she's definitely a jan pan
Jan pan shes such a cool geezer
Person A: I'm going to room 102.
Person B: You must be meeting Jan Plestenjak there.
My birthday and national puzzle day
1: Yo- it's January 29th!
Me: Yeah
1: you know what's special today
Me: yesss
1: YeAh! It's national puzzle day!
Me: no dimwit it's my birthday-
Jan 29
Slap a friend who is taller than you
Hey looks it’s Dilan
*walks up to dilan*
It’s Jan 3rd today
“Oh no”
Carpenter´s day because Sabrina Carpenter is releasing new music AND SHE LEFT HWR SHE IS F*CKING FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
On 21 Jan no work, no school, we dedicate all day to pray for Sabrina Carpenter and her freedom because it is Carpenter's Day, F*ck HOLLYWOOD RECORDS!
January 21 is were you have to tell your crush you like them, tell he or she the things you love about them, and they have to say yes
you: hey
crush: whatsup
you: its jan 21
crush: ok