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slap jag

Ending of a marriage of relationship followed by a celebration

I'm not in love with him anymore so there's going to be a slap jag

by Ms HattiesHunchesInklings July 16, 2022


jag dole

similar to a jag hole except it involves a person as a whole instead of an extremity or body part.

bob dole is also known as jag dole!

by bob dole January 22, 2004


Jag Boy

The most fly members of society who dwell in the high life and cruise with the engine of a jag purring under their hoods. Every member owns a Jag Boy Card.

A pimp named Slickback: What's going on Jag Boy

by The Lion Xolani March 29, 2018


polishing the jag

Describes having a posh wank, i.e. masturbating whilst wearing a condom

I walked in and he was polishing the jag

by ezelbee November 17, 2016


Water Jag

Short for water jaguar aka Amazonian river otter. Also to describe someone with a Napoleanic complex. An asshole who believes they are above their pay grade.

Flying hot air balloons
Chris: "What's the wind like up there?"
Bob: "Learn to fly, you water jag"

by Hyphy Wolf August 6, 2021


good jag

a good time drinking with the boys

Bill - Tommy, your'e drinking?!

Tommy - Hell yeah Bill!
Bill - Fuckin Good Jag Tommy!

by bsbuckslayer February 15, 2018


Jagged

(Pronounced with one syllable). Jagged is a verb meaning to mess something up. Mainly used in basketball for missing a shot, but can be used various ways.

1.) After missing three shots in a row on the basketball court, John missed another shot. John's friend Allen on the sideline starts laughing and says, "Damn bruh you jagged again?!"

2.) Becky was going for John and John was too drunk to pick up on her obvious cues to take her home. Allen says to John the next day, "Please tell me Becky threw you the neck bruh?!" John shakes his head no and states that he was too lit and passed out. Allen says, " Damn bruh you jaggin' on and off the court. What's goin on bruh?"

by 309Slime August 13, 2023