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Jelly formerly used in a wrestling match between attractive women, which has now been bottled and sold; a meeting of the human races’ two most favorite things, in dessert form:
Coined by Jeff from British comedy Coupling
"Steve, do you realize what I just invented? Porn Jelly! There’s a lot of lonely people out there. What do lonely people enjoy? Puddings and porn. Now, for all your needs, pudding porn. It’s a girlfriend in a jar except it’s jelly."
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a creature of the cnidrian(jellyfish) family, chacrized by it's incredibly well working eyes, bright color, preditory agression,and spring loaded stinging cells on it's four tentacles. Instead of removing waste through it's mouth it's four tentacles absorb nutrients before puffimg out the waste material.
The Australian Box Jelly's sting make you lose hope that you will live, to add to it's already lethal power.
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Well where I come from they have about as much meaning as a sock.
They are there to wear.
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Nothing more, nothing less.
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People wear them like any other bracelets.
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The byproduct of a masturbation session where your ejaculate flies from your penis with such force and ferocity that it lands on a distant shelf. The accumulated ejaculate can be compounded over time to form something similar to a Sploogy (an Emmy made of pure cum) or an Oskeet (an Oscar make of oxidized spunk).
Girlfriend: "Aww, that's cute. What's that award on that shelf!"
Guy :"Baby, that ain't no trophy. That's just shelf jelly."
Herbal Jelly is a black coloured slightly bitter form of jelly, made of all natural ingredients. A chinese form of food, it is tasty to some, but others find it too bitter. Honestly to me, it isn't that bad, actually pretty good! Herbal Jelly is said to be a cold food, so eat it in the summer when you need to cool down.
It's found in (usually) chinese stores in forms of a drink, just jelly, and more.
'Hey mom, it's really hot. Can you buy some herbal jelly at the store?'
'I LOOOOVE herbal jelly! Try some!'
To pick up dead jellyfish (and other sea animals) on a beach, usually for community service purposes.
"Why were you at the beach yesterday?"
"I was just launching the jellies!|
A female that becomes threatened by a nicer woman and resorts to bitchy impulses. Jelly thots are often seemingly sweet on the outside but when feeling threatened may range from aggressive to stubborn. Jelly thots are found living in plastic bags prominently found in areas of immaturity and in the vicinity of multiple penises.
"Did you see how she reacted when she was given a logical answer?"
"Yeah she's a jelly thot."