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The act of defecating on train tracks
After a wild night on the town in Trenton, Karen got a bad case of the jersey squirts.
When a double sided dildo is vaginally and anally inserted in the same female. The person responsible for the act then inserts their wrist through the loop, presenting it in the same manor as a watch.
I cant believe that stripper let me wear her jersey wristwatch
A long slender effeminate joint rolled with multiple papers and minimal marijuana. If resembles a sparkler because it is so thin and burns so quickly and little lasting impact.
Los, stop rolling Jersey Sparklers.
To cross through three lanes to get to the farthest left lane(or fast lane), in this process cutting off people is a given and guarentee. Name compliments to New Jerseyans' infamous driving abilities.
Bud:"Shit I have to get into that lane"
Pete:"Jersey J it!"
A Jagerbomb with the Red Bull substituted by Heineken. A shot of Jagermeister is dropped into a glass of Heineken and chugged.
The guy from "My New Haircut" should have been doing Jersey-Bombs with Snooki all night
this is when your car gets blocked in by other vehicles on the freeway, and you cannot get loose. can happen with as little as 4 other cars.
"Damn, caught in the Jersey bo again!"
The dumbest show on MTV, if not ever made. All you'll see here is a buch of Guineas going to clubs, getting in fights, and fist pumping (the dumbest looking thing we ever saw).
Man 1: Did you see Jersey Shore yet?
Man 2: Yeah. It's awesome isn't it?
Man 1: Yeah; watching Italians in clubs is SOOOO fun =/
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