Cosmic Jew

The cooler term for Jesus. Christians everywhere will try to beat you if you refer to him as such. Cosmic Jew can walk on water, turn water into wine, disappear and fly. Hes much more unique the the other guys.

At age 6, the Cosmic Jew began questioning if Joesph was his real father. Whenever he asked this question, Joesph would then procede to beat him...Violently.

To escape from this he whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirrori if anything he can say this cab is rare
But he thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

Cosmic Jew speaking about abortion to one of his followers, "Lol push her down the stairs?"
Stronge Christian: "But Cosmic Jew, Abortion is murder!"
Cosmic Jew: "Stfu."

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Typo Jew

He is the dreaded enemy to the Grammar Nazi, he is found on every game, every forum, every blog on the Internet.

Typo Jew: Hay doods wut up!
Grammar Nazi: *Pew pew* *Kills Typo Jew*
Typo Jew: Oh noes!

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Arch-Jew

Slang used in Palastin to refer to the prime minister of Israel

Did you know that they are electing a new Arch-Jew.

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Jew Fro

A fro residing on the head of a Jew

A jewish fellow who undoubtably has, a fro.

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Camel Jew

A camel that craves for cum. It adds nothing useful to society. This camel merely serves the purpose of storing pee in the balls and cum in its humps. This camel saves up every cent it can from the very second it is born. This type of camel is a real Jew when it comes to spending.

Joel, stop being such a Camel Jew! Give Kyan a birthday present...

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Jew Rag

Another word for the famous yamaka that shows that a Jew is a Jew

I didn't know he was Jewish until I saw that Jew Rag on his head

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jew tots

short young men of jewish heritage. term of endearment.

Alex, Jacob, Noah, Brandon are all jew tots. Except Jacob, because he is Papa Tot and much taller than the others.

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