a joel is someone who never goes anywhere, usually a druggy, who stays at home or gets fucked up and just sits there doing nothing. he usually has done so much drugs he isnt comfortable with his appearance and doesnt go anywhere. hes anti-social.
hey dude lets go get a drink at that new club there i bet theres tons of pussy there just waiting to get pounded.
nah man im gonna stay home tonight and drink here.
stay home tonight, you mean every night, you never fucking come anywhere, you just sit inside and snort coke and smoke cigarettes all night, your such a joel.
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Joel is the type of guy u would go for a root but be disappointed his pp is average but don't worry is fingers make up for it
Wow Joel pp is so small
Don't worry his fingers will make up for it
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That Annoying Kid In School Who Tries To Be Like All The Memers. Usually Fails In His Attempts. Joels Usually Ruin Most Memes.
Guy 1: Who is that annoying kid?
Guy 2: Thats That Damn Normie Joel.
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Joel is a very stupid person he talks so much shut behind people's back and in person he will not say a thing he tells everyone to fight him and if they say yes he runs away he is such a bitch everyone hates him and also dislike all of his YouTube videos his channel name is FlimsyVlogger1414 14. He needs to die in a hole full of roberts
Joel is a doo doo head
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to be joeled (v): to have the shittiest luck possible; to get owned by anything and everything (especially in moscow); joelin (adj); joel (n)
i totally got joeled jumping off that fence and breaking both feet
i almost got joeled jumping out that window and breaking my back
when the russian music teacher rips you a new asshole for not being able to say "b" right....you got joeled
getting cut in line for a shower when you smell like nuts (suck a dick)
not being able to read russian and putting your clothes in the washer so they get drenched and getting yelled at by snaggletooth babitchka
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A fuckboy, trash panda, manwhore, dickhead, who dosent know a good girl when he sees one. And he always goes after the sluttiest whore bags.
Girl (an amazing smart girl who is kind to everyone) :Will you go out with me?
Joel: you don't have a fat enough ass
Girl: well fuck u
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A big fuck boy who only shows up to events when there are chicks. Likes to cop out on many events. Has a nice pussy.
Boy: Is Joel coming to my birthday?
Joel: Yeah
*Actually doesn't show up at all.
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