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A hot sexy basketball player who all the girls want
Oh my god did you see Jonah Resnick play last night I hope he likes me
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Jonah Marais the coffee bitch , the alpaca , cutest heart robber with his adorable baby smile and a cute player *in a good way* according to the other members;
"He's been on A lot of dates and when I say, I mean A LOT" - Daniel Seavey
"Jonah probably be the biggest player I'll ever meet" - Jack Avery
"I've been on 4 dates with them" - Zach Herron
Btw, I think Jonah's pet peeve is when someone slurps too loud while drinking? Coz he wasn't okay when Daniel did that in 'Pop Buzz's 'Why Don't We' vs The Tower Of Truth' video.
Tatum Dahl a.k.a Tate might be his gf tho, they're datingg and their shipname is 'Jatum'.
You know what they say about men with big shoes ;)
Anyways , Jonah's nicknames are Hoenah , Jojo , Yonah and a.k.a , the table breaker.
"I'm quite the sex object" - Jonah Marais
"Jonah Marais is daddy af omg, his shoe size is huge too, a whole combo"
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A love so strong no one can break it. They could both be in relation ships but deep down they both know that there love is true
Wow there goes a Jonah and Mira
It was meant to be
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When one has sex with a girl who is on her period and has a tampon in.
Example 1
A: Dude that sex was so bad I think i saw a tampon string hanging out...
B: Oh dude you totally pulled a jonah
Example 2
*Boy tries to take off girl's pants as they hook up*
Girl: I can't... we wouldn't want to pull a jonah.
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The uglyest man on earth...a jonah fucker thinks he is cool but he really isnt...a jonah fucker is a stalker...everyone hates a jonah fucker
Gail:"Omg that kid is such a jonah fucker!"
Victoria:"I know...he thinks he is so cool but he really isnt...stalker much?"
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John Jonah Jameson, Jr., the editor in chief at the Daily Bugle and the boss of Peter Parker, aka Spider-Man.
The character has become widely popular after J.K. Simmons's iconic performance as the character in Sam Raimi's original Spider-Man trilogy.
He is undoubtedly one of the most iconic Marvel Comics characters ever created.
Peter Parker: "Spider-Man wasn't attacking the city, he was trying to save it. That's slander."
J. Jonah Jameson: "It is not! I resent that! Slander is spoken, in print it's libel."
—Spider-Man (2002)
Instagram groupchat of Jonah Marais that consists limelights all around the world
Jonah: Hey Ryan?
Ryan: Yes Jonah?
Jonah: What’s your favorite groupchat on Instagram?
Ryan: Jonah’s Big Lips, why?
Jonah: OMG SAME