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jordan

extremely tall person

The boy is jordan, he scares me

by keista May 15, 2006

208πŸ‘ 323πŸ‘Ž


Jordan

The name for the infamous mexican that roams tech schools.
Also see Googobbler

Robby: Jordan gets so pissed when he gets called Googobbler.

Aaron: Carefull he might have a shank from his prison days.

Robby: Oh shit, you're right.

Chase: I'm GAY!

Aaron + Robby: You already said that Chase.

by WickedRealDefinitions January 9, 2010

29πŸ‘ 36πŸ‘Ž


Jordan

A very lovable, kind, generous, sexy person, with a great passion to sport (mostly football).
He has a winning smile, great looks and loves everyone around him.

He has short brown hair; with cute, small curls at the end.
He's overall, a perfect boyfriend.

Sam: OMG! We just scored a goal!
Tom: That's because Jordan is great at football!

by ChocolateBrownies December 20, 2011

7πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Jordan

She is an amazing girl that can be dirty, but yet looks so innocent.. She has a wonderful boyfriend that knows what she wants and needs and what she deserves. That's why he would do anything to have her.. She is really intelligent, funny, joking , MEANY PANTS, But she gets annoyed by her boyfriend Zack sometimes.. She is a typical girl that has a boyfriend but she tends to have a girlfriend too.. JORDAN = Amazing...

Jordan invited me over and she was all up on me :)

I was walking with Jordan and she looked amazing and left me speechless.

by CRACKASBEBRACKIN February 10, 2012

6πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Jordan

1. A song in Guitar Hero II by Buckethead that became popular for being extremely difficult to beat on expertand almost impossible to full combo. A guy named HellAshes finally full combo'd it early 2008, but only with the use of the Hyperspeed cheat. To this date, it has never been released on an album.

2. (phrase) pull a Jordan: To do something, either expectantly or unexpectantly, that is generally considered impossible.

1. (guy)I FINALLY FC'D JORDAN
(other guy) No you didn't. (looks at screen) Holy crap, you did!

2. Donald pulled a Jordan when he landed on his feet after falling 3000 feet from the sky without getting hurt or wearing any safety equipment.

by some day you will surely know March 16, 2008

46πŸ‘ 68πŸ‘Ž


Jordan

The cutest guy ever. he also has a bit of a nerd in him but his nerdiness raises the cuteness factor. Though he may come as a douche bag at first, he'll open up to you in no time. Oh and he also sucks at hoola hooping!

OMG Jordan is so annoying but you gotta love him!

by itsmerosiebee June 18, 2011

9πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


The Jordan

Termination, to relive of duty!

Don’t Get β€œThe Jordan” Because You Aren’t Doing Your Job.

Do you know who I am I’ll The Jordan Your A**

by Plant/DogHouse January 8, 2021