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Your Local School Shooter....
Obsessed with Pokémon and Minecraft...
Least likely to get a girl...
Most likely to die a virgin...
I don’t know. Kevin is just weird. He is a decent friend, but can be annoying after some time.
Literally the biggest meme Asian name to have ever been brought into existence by our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ
OMG, I know 20 Kevin's and they're all in the same class
Kevin is mostly comprised of generation Z and the youngest of the Millenials. He is generally causation, from a middle to an upper-middle-class family, and has an unprecedented sense of entitlement. Historically Kevin has been given every financial advantage yet has a total loss of self-control when denied anything he wants. Most of Kevins' frightening and seemingly mental explosions occur over his financial frivolous wants, any social media platform restrictions, as well as the occasional denial of sleepovers. Most Kevins do not play any sports. Their lives revolve around their phones. They also try to bring attention to themselves through gifted vehicles. they exhibit no respect of elders including their parents. The word NO is incomprehensible with their extensive financial and social demands on their parents. Kevin is often a child of diverse and plays his parents against each other to get what he wants.
Mother: Kevin, you cannot have friends over while I'm out of town and you must take care of your younger brother.
Kevin: You B...H, WTF? All you care about is yourself and I hate you! But I need a new Xbox so buy me that and we're cool.
Mother: NO
Kevin: OMG! You really are just a CU>T of a mother! F-you and I'm moving to dads.
Kevin is a very handsome dude. He’ll make you fall in love. With his kind words. He will make you see things differently after talking to him. He is a very ghetto man. Maybe in a gang they say. Kevin doesn’t understand dumb people so. A Kevin can get really mad so watch out. Don’t get on his bad side. If you do don’t worry your secrets will be kept only with him.
Kevin is so loyal I think I’m in love
Kevin is an amazing person. He can make you smile without trying. His laugh is music to your ears. He is extremely cute and looks good in anything he wears. Kevin is perfect and everyone should have one in their life.
Kevin is the best.
Kevin is just a good name females like . If your name is Kevin and you don’t bag bitches then change your name ASAP
Damn nigga , kevin just bag your bitch . I mean we can’t say nothing . That nigga sexy eshit
Kevin is this gay kid who nobody wants to deal with and can’t get any dick to suck bc he ugly
Guy 1: hey isnt that the gay kid Kevin who had a huge crush on you
Guy 2: yeah I hate Kevin