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An ignorant, self-aggrandizing, racist on social media. This person lacks basic humanity.
Twitter User X: “Did you see what Majorie Taylor Greene posted on Twitter?”
Twitter User Y: “Ya man, what a keyboard colonist.”
Somebody working a deskjob in a position that revolves (almost) entirely of entering data into fields, or similar menial tasks that requires little thought or input. These jobs are filling spreadsheets all day or writing for Buzzfeed. Basically somebody that works a job that you could train a monkey to do if a monkey could use a computer.
John: "I work all day, nine-to-five, and it's hard work!"
Jack: "Oh yeah, tell me all about how hard your data input job is, you fucking keyboard monkey."
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An activist interested in any social issue who fails to actively participate in person as a change agent. Instead, this kind of activist sits behind a computer keyboard trying to effect change using social media as their sole forum for activism. These activists are not actively engaged in the cause in person or in a physical sense.
Some protesters picketed the company to try to get the company to change their ways, while the keyboard slacktivists took up the cause by posting only on Twitter and Facebook.
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When you lazily drag your hand across the keyboard, mostly when you are drunk.
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Sober Member: I think he's drunk, he just keyboard slobbered.
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Somebody who talks smack over the phone but has nothing to say in person
Ayo that nigga Tavis is a keyboard warrior , he only talks smack over the phone but is a mouse in person
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Basically people arguing over the internet trying to get some point across that’s pretty irrelevant throughout the world. Typically you can find these keyboard warriors in any post about the balkans/ Eastern Europe or the countries of the Caucasus. They typically have very shitty English when typing and think that they are proving some kind of point. They are typically nationalist comments.
-Armenians vs Azerbaijanis, go on any post about nagorno karabkh and you will see how cancer the comment section gets, the comment section is so retarded because they think people around the world care, but in reality no
-Serbs vs Albanians, this is basically a whole different level of keyboard warrior, non of their arguments make sense when reading it and you will definitely lose a chromosome trying to comprehend it.
-Greek keyboard warrior- these are the worst of the worst when it comes to having comment wars, that is why I made them last on this example, typically they argue 24/7 about places like bulgaria, turkey or macedonia. The cancerous part about i t is how they type, it literally makes absolute no sense at all, very shitty grammar and sentence structures in the english language. Typically they think everyone is on their side but dont get started when Serb nationalists help out the Greeks in the comments, the comment section goes full blown autistic, best option is to gtfo when the two comment together.
There are plenty of keyboard warriors that I didn’t mention but the ones above are typically common on the internet
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