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When a homeless person runs into a kfc and shits on the floor
Dude, this homeless guy just kfc shit gravyed right in front of me.
A subset of the mctwisty flop, the KFC variant is when a fat man enters a KFC, orders a 16pc. bucket meal, goes to the male restroom, eats the contents, then profusely shits into the bucket. After this the fat man gets in his car, drives to the first checkout window, and throws the bucket of shit through the window.
Man I could really see Jarett pulling a KFC McTwisty Flop tonight after he gets drunk.
The only type of fast food cooking equipment that actively attracts rats to jump into it.
Rat 1: Hey look, a KFC deep fryer!
Rat 2: Aw fuck yeah, let's jump in!
The sexual act of filling up your cousin’s vagina with KFC “Finger-lickin’ Good” sauce and performing oral sex.
“Did you see Randy KFC Redneck Dippin’ cousin Sarah?”
“Sir, this is the fifth time you’ve told me this. Please stop following me.”
the chosen gastronomic delight of checkers players the world over. although saint jackolas will claim responsibility, colonel sanders invented this delicacy in 1867, on the checkers battlefield.
"the colonal has outdone himself with this addictive and health damaging product...top draw fast food" - Rob McLean, checkers hero and popcorn chicken addict
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If your sad and crying becuase your grandma put brussle sprouts in your hot dog becuase you look fat, kfc sugar daddy will cheer you up.
A man made sex move of when someone rubs his left testicle with four other mens left testicles. The testicles must be big or you will go to hell to spend eternity with the CEO of tacobell.
You can find sugar daddy on porn hub, X-tube, instacocks and snapdicks.
Kfc sugar daddy will fuck you all from the behind so bend down low you filthy hoe.