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The ultimate cupcake. Characterized by a strange combination of emo and hipsterness, with an uncontrollable tendency to flirt with every korean girl encountered, often 2-3 at a time.
The ultimate cupcake would be someone who wears tight red pants purchased from Italy and who has a super emo haircut--for example a high buzzcut on one side with longer comb over hair on the other side.
A king cupcake prefers to remain unidentified and tries to deflect his cupcake status by claiming that others are cupcakes and that cupcaking is inherently "gay cupcaking" (which is false).
"WOW, what a huge cupcake Howard P is. He is always trying to mack on little AZN (asian) girls and wears fruity red designer pants. He truly is the King Cupcake"
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A musician who plays the keyboard (Clavinet) better than anyone else and with great skill. This person must also be cool/sexy asf.
“Sam kiszka from Greta van fleet plays the keys better than anybody I’ve heard , and he’s so sexy!”
“He’s the Clav King”
A man who always sees the bright side of things. The creator and the ruler of positivity. The man who created the handshake of hearts. The one who makes everyone around him feel positive, and one day he will spread positivity to all the nations, the world, the universe, and everything beyond.
Hey you heard of that Holdyn biggot?
Hey dont talk about eh King of Positivity like that. "Spread the Love not the hate"
A title that you manipulatively bestow upon your husband to insure that he continues to rule the vacuum in your household.
Oh honey, when I see my muscular Vacuum King moving like a big cat through the house, I am in a constant swoon!
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Wishing peace and respect to your boys
Guy # 1 Yo Peace King
Guy # 2 Peace King
1. (Proper Noun)
A beautiful Asian man who aims to spread joy through his rap songs. He smokes bananas in his spare time and drinks a lot of water which is disguised as Gatorade. He has the tendency to do the dab whenever he coughs because he's just that cool. Being the one and only king, kraM posts stickers with his name on it wherever he goes.
2. (Adjective)
To be super cool to onlookers even though you feel really stupid.
Ex. (Proper Noun)
Guy 1: "Hey man, have you listened to King kraM's new hot single 'no real friendz'?"
Guy 2: "Hell yeah man it was swaggo."
Ex. (Adjective)
Guy 1: "Yo bruh you did so well on that presentation!!!"
Guy 2: "Oh really? I thought it was pretty bad. I guess it was just really King kraM."
going to kings
getting high
where you tell your parents that you are going, when you are going to go get high
a shitty hang out
hallie, lets go to kings later
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