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When you're sitting on the toilet taking a shit, and your penis touches the underside of the toilet, (where all the pubic hair and pee is) thus getting the Witch's Kiss. This can happen when you get a boner or if you are just hung.
"I was watching porn the other day while taking a shit, and got a Witch's Kiss"
"I'm glad you gave me head after i got a Witch's Kiss. I felt dirty."
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a slang word used in barnsley yorkshire for a swift headbut.
Fuckin devvo just gave Binny a barnsley kiss on the nose end!!
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Sara, you have kiss tourettes because you're writing a paper and all of a sudden you start kissing me!
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When your thighs are so meaty that they touch together effortlessly. Basically, the opposite of a thigh gap. Shout-out to all my males and females who have that thigh-kiss game! Mhmm, sexy.
Unless you naturally have a thigh gap, then I don't blame ya, but don't fucking dominate it like it's superior over a thigh-kiss.
"Why do so many people want thigh gaps? Shit, even the dog wants some beat on the bone. AH damn! You see that girl over there? Those outstanding thick thighs, ooh man! That's the perfect example of a THIGH-KISS!"
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The super nice kisses but they happen on your neck. 10/10. Definitely will give you butterflies. Do this with caution, it will make you want more affection. This is similar to giving a hickey, but not stupid. They are quite wholesome and lovely. Would also recommend not biting your partner, that weird. So very weird.
Pro tip, don't curl up into a ball if you're receiving neck kisses, it tends to make the other party displeased.
"Yo, yesterday, I gave my girlfriend some neck kisses"
"wow dude thats very nice and wholesome, sounds enjoyable"
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While you kiss your partner they let out a fart.
I just told Erin that I’d be ok with getting a cat, I kissed her and it culminated in a blown kiss.
Something Conan Gray is very sick of "I'm sick of the kissing cult" in 'Crush Culture'
emphasizing that gen z is very shallow:
"that's how they get you, kiss you and then forget you; no one cares if you two made out, I'm sick of the kissing cult"
*somebody*- i made out with my sister!
*milenials & boomers* - gg!
*Conan Gray* - nobody cares... this kissing cult, smh