knob turban

The twisted up rag that one covers the upper half of the penis after masturbation, used to catch the leakies to prevent staining the sheets.

After hand jiving to a Shakira video, John made a knob turban out of an old gym sock to prevent spotted sheets.

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knob jostler

(noun): an enthusiastic jerk off;

A person who likes to aggressively rub you the wrong way with the wreckless abandon of someone aggressively working the joystick of an 80's arcade game

Man: (after getting cut off on the highway) First this guy has the nerve to cut me off and now he's going to give me the finger?! Would you look at this knob jostler!

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knob socket

A dirty dirty (dirty) whore.

Mike: "I'm so horny. I need to get my end away"

Jack: "Talk to Candy, she's a bit of a knob socket"

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Control knobs

1. An utter mistake of an action, one which immediately disgusts all which are around.
2. An utter mistake of a person, one whose presence immediately disgusts all which are around.

"He's such a control knobs."
"(The most moronic sentence ever uttered)" - 🎛️

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knob scratcher

a hairdresser in Birmingham, UK

"I'm off to get my knob scratched"

"what do you do for a living?
I'm a knob scratcher"

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Knob Jockey

A person, usually of the female gender, who has a particular penchant for 'riding' a knob. The term is therefore usually used as a derogatory expletive in reference to men, implying that the said person is homosexual and therefore sub-standard

George W Bush is a bit of a knob jockey..

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knob goblin

some one who enjoys sucking cock.

1. Xanders girl freind is such a knob goblin she blowed our whole junior class

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