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It's been described as the coolest damn thing ever. It is the CEO of a massive company, a ligit hooker, a genius, and can do tons of magic tricks, as well as tell funny jokes. It is basically the greatest thing ever, right after the invention of tits.
The Panda Monkey Koala CEO genius hooker glanced at me and told a funny joke while jugging chainsaws on a unicle over a pit of sharks.
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Joaquin the Koala is a very famous-unknown character considered like a god for lots of people. Usually have a mother named Marcela and sleeps 22 hours a day; but when he´s not sleeping, he can be almost as great as ¨Chicharito¨.
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John: Hey! look at Bob, he has a big scare on his face.
Sam: Oh I see, maybe Joaquin the Koala kick him.
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Did you saw that amazing Koala, I bet his mother is called Marcela.
This is the act of masturbation by an exteremely beautiful woman while the other partner watches or coaches the masturbator on.
Come in and watch me petting my koala!
A koala who lives in a tree
came down the tree with glee
sat on a rock which hurt his bum
and then went back up his tree
I want a michael (the koala from the bible) as a pet please
When someone is really bad at something, they're called Koala Dog. Its basically because koalas and dog dont go together.
You're so bad at this game, fucking koala dog nerd shitstain
We ate some koalas and played tetherball for 46 hours before we got hungry.