A language used for instant messaging, consisting of short phrases and abbreviations.
When I was messaging Tina I messaged her using im language. I said I totz got to get a new job, jk cuz I got a good one, lol cause I will never find one, lmao cause my my man has 2 jobs, rofl thinking about owning my own company, roflmao cause it would not last
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The act of putting a Mc in front of all your words on your way to, while you're at, or after leaving a McDonald's.
McDonald's Language:
Dude, you're a McDouche
That really Mcsucked
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Person 1: βyo you hear Kanye new song with Fivi?l
Person 2: β you know I did thatβs that Billie language right thereβ
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Construction Language:
Is the procedural release of anger, frustration, fury, impatience, and/or rage caused by inanimate objects at a construction site that knowingly do not recognize our inhibitions, desires, dreams, and inclinations. This procedural release of negative energy is carried out through the poetic use of a highly refined and researched diction of curse words.
Below is an example of Construction Language at work.
"GOD DAMN IT, this piece of fucking shit cabinet is being a stubborn fucking asshole. Well fuck it and its existence you piece of shit. Take this you little stubborn mother fucker!!!"
- Trying to dismantle a kitchen cabinet.
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1. You sound stupid if you pronounce something wrong.
2. You sound stupid if you pronounce something right.
3. You sound stupid if you try to pronounce it right.
4. You sound stupid if you try to avoid saying it at all.
5. The only way you don't sound stupid is by explaining the language paradox.
This is the language paradox.
Joe *White guy*: may no speak bwayno espanyol.
Jesse *Chinese guy*: toetaymo cacoi daysoo.
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egg language is that language we all made as kidsβ¦
also known as bubble,Pigeon,backslang, G word and sometimes Gibberish we all made up this language so people canβt understand our conversations and keep it secret!
it was made by placing a sound in the end of every vowel in a word and usually took a bit of your childhood freedom to master, but it was all worth it in the end.
Them: Hey! madagy namy isag janag dogoe
You: Oh hey Jane! I speak Egg language too!
translation: my name is jane doe
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