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lard ass (noun)
a fat & often lazy person
She is such a lard ass. She hasn't been at work for 3 days.She hasn't even called to let us know that she's ill or her children are ill.
It's a fat ass person who holds they're 5 buck box from taco Bell while also holding they 20 piece Mc nuggets from McDonald's. They also way about as much as a bus...
I saw a Lard-Ass ordering everything of of the McDonald's Menu.
CUZ IM FAT AS SHIT AND MY NAME DAV
DAVE U FUCKING LARD ASS - DILLON
When some one who is so fat runs an mile they start to sweat lard, grease, and cooking oil.
The sweating of these materials can also happening by other extreme workouts. Usually excretes as ass sweat
Timmy: What happened to Bruce?
Billy: He ran a mile and now he's got a bad case of the "lard ass"
Bruce:(Sitting in a puddle of lard, grease, and cooking oil) Hakjwbdwebfawieubciawrfiwqciubudisclijcv9upgvpurvprvub
Timmy: What a lard ass.
a type of fat roll that usually accumulates around the torso and is chunky like mashed potatoes at grandma's parties. many times it is used when a couple is in bed and one mate is trying to get rid of the other.
Betty: Oh your good!
Bob: Your lard tator makes me that way.
*slap*
Bob: It was a compliment.
Betty: Well, LARD TATOR, get movin'... out!
For lard to be provided to someone/something. This usually gives that person/thing several other douchey attributes.
He got back from the party feeling incredibly larded due to the secrets that he shared with his stupid friends.
Lard ball is used as an insult to those who're eitheir fat or obese.
Garfield: What's good Odie, you skinny dog.
Odie: Fuck you Lard ball.