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anyone have a Tub Of Lard? I have an excessive amount of pig fat.
When a fat person says they are going to rush and or be quick at something, when in reality they take a really long time.
Liam: "I'm going to lard rush to the shops, want anything?"
Joe: "Cornetto"
Liam: "Ok, I will be 5 minutes"
Joe: "Liam you've just got back, it's been an hour and a half"
Making someone not fat more fat
Did you see that tiny chick? She needs a lard iv.
Some fat kid running at the swimming pool
Hey lard-ass no running on my watch
lard ass (noun)
a fat & often lazy person
She is such a lard ass. She hasn't been at work for 3 days.She hasn't even called to let us know that she's ill or her children are ill.