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The process of kicking someones skateboard while they are riding. Usually this is done subtly while sitting on a chair or bench, hence the name Lax Kick - Relaxed Kick. This usually results in the rider getting castrated.
Lad 1: "Oi, brah! Lets lax kick this fucker cos we run this joint"
Lad 2: "Yea broo. lets fuck that skater up cos they dont deserve to live"
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Someone who likes to lax and chill and its all they do. Usually just a phrase thats thrown around randomly to make people laugh. Some people also do a weird hand motion of fake cradling and accidentally call it a blow job...thats very common....trust me....
Sarah: Motha fucka just lax andn chill
Olivia: yeahh LAX AND CHILL the only way to live...
Sarah: now cradle with your hands...looks like a blow job
Olivia: what...?
Sarah: oh dammit cut the dick off...!!
Olivia: ......hahahahaa
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an indivdual of a group of douche bag lacrosse players. No matter where you go they are hated on, but they still think they are the shit.
If you see a guy with high top untied nikes with long hair and an over sized fitted hat with an ugly bright colored shirt then you know you are looking at a lax bro.
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Guys who are over-obsessed with lacrosse and that is the only thing they will talk about
Lax Bro: Dude let's go lax.
Everyone Else: Shut the fuck up, you're not cool and your annoying.
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That kid on the computer who has really bad grammar. He's a silly one, yes he is.
Zax-lax is such a silly little boy.
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Guys who play Lacrosse. Tend to have longer hair, and all around douchebag personality. Usually has an egotistical personality and always out to prove lacrosse is the best sport ever. Most have gay sex in the showers and are always thinking about themselves. They think they are totally bro and everything they do is so bro, yet everything they do is gay. Always trying to keep chiseled abs because it makes their dicks look bigger then the real 4 inches. Notable exceptions to this description tend to be people named Jeremy and Tomas. Some like Brians' and Pats' tend to slip in and out of these personality traits. The worse of the Lax-Bro bunch is anyone named Mason. Though the root of every Lax-Bro's gayness comes from them having sex with a girl and either getting Herpes or Crabs. Second worse type of person next to a Guido.
Regular Person #1: Dude, that guys is such a fucking Dick.
Regular Person #2: Haven't you heard, He's a Lax-Bro.
Regular Person#1: Ohhh, makes sense.
Regular Person #2: Just don't shake his hand he probably has Herpes.
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a guy who thinks they are so chill, wears pastels, has homosexual hair flow, wears khaki or plaid shorts, usually polos, and bro hats like truckers or any beaten up hat with many rips.
they are usually very cocky, love beer, can't fight, and are just all around homosexuals
they usually go to a stupid boarding school and play for their schools team. they occasionally come back to where they grew up to see their old friends who are very low on the bro scale, which can be a problem.
lax bro 1: bro lets have a lax sesh!
lax bro 2: yea dude i just bought 3 dildos so we should have enough this time!
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