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The best pick up line in the world. Used by Chris Berman of SportsCenter fame to pick up a chick dressed in leather at the bar. Made popular by Deadspin.com
Chris Berman: You're with me, leather.
Girl: *looks around, sees Chris Berman*
Both: *leave*
Leather jacket time is the time from October to until it gets hotter then 55 degrees Fahrenheit. during this time all men (ie. non pussies) are encouraged to wear a heavy leather jacket while all women are encouraged to wear light heavy jackets.
The Leather Jacket Time trend was started near the year 2005 by people who believed that the Leather Jacket symbolized coolness. They were probably Fonz and terminator fans; the world will never know.
Something you say you have to seem smart or important.
I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich Mahogany.
When you develop leather-like skin caused by years of excessive tanning; looks similar to your dad's old worn leather loveseat.
"Whose that '40 something' ex-porn star/bar owner hanging out with those '20 somethings'?
"Oh, you know, that's just 'Old Man Leather'"
the discription of a dirty asshole, ususally used in an insulting text.
lick my "soiled leather donut"
The dildo that a Marty and a Bethany created together for ultimate pleasure. Bethany's generally deny the leatherness of the studded dildo, but Marty's tend to embrace the leather.
Man: Have you tried my leather studded dildo? It's orgasmic!
Woman: That would be an odd texture, but I love putting stuff inside me :)
Used in Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance". Studded Kiss is a lip stick and "your leather studded kiss" probably is her metaphor for penis, in sands probably means at beach. I want to have sex with you at beach.
"I want your leather studded kiss in the sand"