liberal

By definition, a liberal is, and always will be, a hypocrite. Liberals are the very basis of sin, and I hope that someday, we can all be free of their wining and crying.

(In a house, there is random crying and noise)
Tom: Mary, get the baby to shut up!
Mary: Sorry, honey, a liberal just showed up at the door.

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liberal

A political "philosophy" which dictates:
-that the individual subordinate himself to big government

-people should be judged and dealt with according to their race (i.e. affirmative action)

-people who cannot or will not provide for themselves are entitled to the wealth of those who DO produce and earn a living

-The Bible should be banned, along with any display of religiosity--except in an election year, or you're Rev. Al Sharpton

-9/11 never happened, terrorist are entitled to Constitutional rights, and that killing terrorists creates more terrorists

-It is immoral to keep the money you earn, but perfectly moral to receive the money others have earned

-Most important, liberalism dictates that one despise America and everything it has stood for since its beginning--which was made possible only through raping, pillaging, and spreading small pox on blankets.

I hate America and everything it stands for; I'm rooting for the terrorists; I hate religious people; you should give me your money because I have less of it than you do; I have never actually read the United States Constitution; therefore I must be a liberal.

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liberation

punching and or kicking someone in the balls

(punching in the balls) you have just been liberated in the game of liberation

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liberal

One who cares for America and wishes to preserve the ideals of this nation's founders, all progressive men in their day.

Ben Franklin owned a Cannabis farm and George Washington was known to toke up as well. Plus, they wrote the Bill of Rights. They were liberals. They would start a riot if they could see how their ideals are getting assraped by the current government

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Liberal

open to new behavior or opinions and willing to discard traditional values: Such as John Demmler (A proud supporter of Donald Trump)

Man your such a liberal, John Demmler

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Liberal

Typically, an American who is in support of more personal freedoms, (the right for everyone to vote, marry, protest, etc.) but less economic freedom (in favor of regulated economy and higher taxes for the rich). A liberal falls to the left of the center on a lateral political spectrum, as opposed to a conservative, who falls to the right. A conservative tends to support more economic freedom (less regulation of business and lower taxes for everyone) but less personal freedom (e.g. only straights should be allowed to marry, sex should only be between married heterosexuals, recreational drugs should be illegal)

However, in contemporary America some conservatives and liberals have abandoned much of the anti-freedom pretense (in a personal and economic sense), and have become somewhat libertarian. (someone who believes the people should have as many personal and economic freedoms as possible while still maintaining a peaceful, civilized society)

I'm a liberal, so I won't vote for Sarah Palin, she wants to keep weed illegal and not let the gays get married.

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Liberal

A mentally slow person

Retard

Jeff That guy is a liberal

John ughh that guy is stupid

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