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when you can't fucking drive a train in battlefield one
look at this fucking taxi lime
A case in which a man is so drunk, he fails to cum while having sex.
Dude, I had a bad case of lime whiskey dick this weekend. I was going at it for at least an hour...
bake your shit into a pie after you ate something blue to make it green and give it to someone
Someone was being an asshole so I gave them a "lime" pie as retribution.
“how off can a lime really be” a phrase commonly used in the United Kingdom that is used to explain that a bad situation cannot really be that’s bad
"let’s make some cocktails? the limes are old, but how off can a lime really be?"
"Is it safe to drink this pimms? It’s over a year old… fuck it how off can a lime really be"
"I want to buy this, but a buttons missing… but how off can a lime really be?"
A man so gay that when he says a word he vomits and shits a rainbow that destroys the earth.
Hey Jerry!
Hey Dave did you hear that Spencer is a Key Lime!
Lemon long man’s you love your girlfriend very much and u love her boobies
Oh it’s lemon lime I heard he loves his girls boobies
A person who used to be friendly but is now hostile and mad.
Some random Otaku just "kidnapped" my friend so he is now a lime backpack because of that.