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The best girlfriend to ever exist in the history of girlfriends, the most beautiful girl on earth, if you were to see her you'd get jealous of her boyfriend. If you leave her, you'll regret it for the rest of your life.
linda's eyes are the cutest, most adorable things you'll ever see. Her smile will make you smile right back, and her body... lets just say its pretty effin hot.
Although she may seem cute and innocent, she does have a less innocent side, but that side is reserved for her boyfriend.
I love linda
40 year old white mom part of the PTA moms group and wine and bookclub . Karen’s arch nemesis. Not one person over 40 is named Linda, they are in fact spawned at the wine and book club meetings. Always after Karen’s husband.
“Linda, I thought You were bringing the celery sticks for the first grade party, or were you to busy with my husband BILL?
I hate to say it but, she’s only one step/level below a Karen
Girl 1: Don’t be a Linda!
Girl 2: What’s a Linda?
Girl 1: Someone who is almost a Karen.
Girl 2: Why didn’t you just call me a Karen.
Girl 1: Because I’m to nice and your to nice to be called a Karen.
An elderly, entitled, unreasonable, over-demanding person ( basically a Karen's great aunt)
I was working at Walmart when Linda wanted a refund and went crazy about it
The archetype of Linda is the late-middle aged woman, suffering of incontinence and reeking of cigarette smoke that simply can't seem to get ahead at the fast food, or equivalent, job that she got as a teenager and could never expand from. She takes your order in her raspy voice, and all you can hear is an undertone of disappointment as the result of her lack of success, which can be directly attributed to her life choices and care free attitude towards existence. A woman who you can know with 100% certainty is a burden and disappointment to her family and the laughing stock of her social group. She tries to fit in with the young crowd because her mentality hasn't evolved along with her age due to a lack of life experiences so she is often caught going to the local dive bar and drinking until she feels her mental age, but only ends up making a scene and pissing on the barstool, but she's a regular and it has become expected so everyone just laughs it off in petty.
"Giiiiirl you better go to school and get your stuff together so you don't end up a Linda"
Linda is the best girlfriend ever and I will never letting her go.
She's the best, loving, sweetest, nicest most caring girl that I have ever met. Everyday I wake up thanking god that I have her in my life. She always did small things that will makes me happy so much. I'm happy that I can call her mine. She’s the owner of my heart <3 . I will always love her forever.
my linda is the best, greatest girlfriend EVER exist
A very mean teacher that always gets you in trouble for nothing. You never want a Linda as a teacher!!!
You don’t want a linda as a teacher