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Flying Lion

When you throw up and shit at the same time, thus creating the appearance of having a mane and tale and flying through the sky.

"Thought it was just diarrhea, but I ended up a flying lion."

by JohnnyBallgame July 15, 2014


lion in the jungle

Top dog, king, dominate, beast and all powerful to other animals. Biggest animal in the jungle, amongst life on the planet.

Larry told Johnny that he was the top dog, a true lion in the jungle.

by Maximus Farquaad June 27, 2020


Reading lion

When you read a lot of book

Person 1: "I just finished the Harry Potter book, broh!"
Person 2: "Dayum, you're such a reading lion!"

by Fredrik James February 10, 2021


Mountain Lion

A woman in her 50s or older trying hard to score younger men while pretending to be younger than she is ie. The next stage of being a Cougar

Its 2am and there's a Mountain Lion on the hunt... She's out for mount'n younger men and lie'n about her age... a Mountain Lion.

by Incorrigible_66 October 4, 2021


Lion Kiss

The playful act of licking someone's face.

We we're wrestling and he pinned my hands so I gave him a Lion kiss!

by SillyRogue December 26, 2018


Lion Tamer

When you crack the whip ans your girl goes down on all fours, opens her mouth and you stuff your head (of your dick) in.

The ho fancied a snack so with the crack.of the whip she was on her hands and knees giving me a Lion Tamer

by Incorrigible_66 July 26, 2023


Floppy Lion

A result of erectile dysfunction. The junk lays like a lion, listless and cold. Must be accompanied by hairy bush.

Damn, my sugar daddy has money, but I can't get that floppy lion up.

This year for Valentine's Day, I ain't getting her jewelry, she's getting the Floppy Lion.

by THE SHOW on 95X February 3, 2011