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A warning for a snowstorm in the midwest that is big enough to make a liquor store trip to stock up on booze to ride out the storm.
Hey John, did you stop off at the liquor store yet? theres a liquor store warning out for our area.
Evil trickster gnomes that run around and cause any inconvenience to you while you are consuming alcohol.
Liquor Gnomes can be avoided by carrying around a personal gnome to act as a camouflage, as gnomes have no interest in harming their own kind.
Person 1: "What happened to you last night? You broke your glasses and then disappeared to go sing karaoke after we finished all of those beers."
Person 2: "The Liquor Gnomes got to me."
Where the sign is green and the beer is shitty.
I was at this bar called Liquor Hole, it's where the sign is green and the beer is shitty.
A drink of liquor brought with you on the side. Often smuggled into places, generally in a flask. Maybe at an expensive bar, a concert that doesn't allow liquor, to mix into a soda at a restaurant ETC. Usually not your main drink, but a supplemental one- however is generally acceptable as long as it is secret or not allowed.
"Shit man, these beers are $9. I couldn't afford to even get tipsy in this place. Good thing for my side liquor."
"Hey, you going to the dropkick Murphy's concert? They only have beer so I'll bring some side liquor"
"When I'm playing beer pong I always like to have a side liquor while I play"
a person who consumes so much liquor that it is relatable to that of a fish breathing water;
a party-goer that plans to ingest all of the alcoholic libations provided by their hosts;
a person not supportive of the party spirit and selfish in drinking behavior;
a person that falls under the umbrella of DJ Khaled's "THEY"
Please don't be a Liquor Fish™ at my party this weekend, I only bought three cases of Natty Ice, 2 handles of Fireball, and a fifth of cranberry Burnetts.
Stop double fisting beers from our last case of PBR- you're being such a Liquor Fish™.
a person who consumes so much liquor that it is relatable to that of a fish breathing water;
a party-goer that plans to ingest all of the alcoholic libations provided by their hosts;
a person not supportive of the party spirit and selfish in drinking behavior;
a person that falls under the umbrella of DJ Khaled's "THEY"
Please don't be a Liquor Fish™ at my party this weekend, I only bought three cases of Natty Ice, 2 handles of Fireball, and a fifth of cranberry Burnetts.
Stop double fisting beers from our last case of PBR- you're being such a Liquor Fish™.