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A actress/singer with an amazing ass, tits and all round perfect body. there is not a single man on this earth that wouldn't take the chance to fuck her hard. she is so amazingly hot that she can make even teenagers get boners. most teens have wet dreams about their faces getting shoved in that bouncing gorgeous booty of hers. they also have wet dreams about eating her out. she truly is the definition of sex and milf. she has incredible acting and singing ability and also the ability to turn a man on with her orgasmic body.
i really wanna fuck Jennifer Lopez!!!
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To squeeze nothing out of something similar to the way George Lopez squeezes into movies
did you see Balls of Fury
yea typical George Lopez
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Descendent of a Jewish merchant. Great grandfather was Aaron Lopez the 1st. Attends Rocklin high graduate of the year 2011. A possibly homosexual half mexican, half jewish boy. Also known as A-lo
"Hey! Look everybody, its Aaron Lopez!"
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Chris Lopez is a fictional businessman and politician who resides in Los Santos, a city featured in GTA V. He is shown to be very hypocritical, corrupt and mischievous. He’s often involved in illicit activities while serving in public office, and manages to cover it up. Chris is also involved in questionable business practices.
He works for a company in the city when he’s not in politics. The company has ties to the pornography industry and is regularly involved in illicit activities as well. He started work for the company as a cab driver, and quickly went through the ranks, eventually landing the spot of COO. He assists the company with crimes, despite being a former police officer, the reason for this is unknown.
Chris is always looking for any ways to gain more power and influence, even sometimes going through unethical ways of achieving that. He started gaining even more power when he first got involved into politics, and that has kept going ever since. Everyone seems to be oblivious to his corruption, no matter how blatant it is. Perhaps most people just don’t care or they somehow haven’t noticed.
However, some people do attack him for corruption, but he profusely denies the accusations every time they’re brought up. The American people side with Chris most of the time and he makes the accusers look ridiculous. He goes to great lengths to cover up his corruption, such as bribing authorities or having people killed. He makes Richard Nixon’s reputation look amazing.
Michael: “Hey, did you see what happened to Chris?”
Frank: “Chris Lopez? Yeah. That fucker got what he deserved, this wouldn’t have happened if the people listened to me sooner!”
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A hipanic chick that is a high intelligent women who is alittle to friendly yet somewhat scary for a man to understand.
Yolanda lopez is a brain drain chick.
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Talentless woman who claims to be "from the block" when in fact, she was too middle class to be considered from the block. A so-so looking broad with a big ass and no tits who MOST likely slept her way to the top. Mariah Carey's long-standing rival.... Mariah Carey's rival I shudder at such thought... both talentless, greedy, self-centered whores.
The woman Ben Affleck left for the more talented, lovable, sexier, down-to-earth Jennifer Garner.
Crazy, demanding bitch who was walking around as if she were gonna give birth to the messiah.
Nowadays is Mrs. Zombie Skeletor... (she's married to Marc Anthony who left a former Miss Universe for her.... go figure).
Jennifer Lopez was way too fucking out of her mind so Ben Affleck left her ass a few weeks before the spectacle of a wedding she was planning.
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The best goddamn English teacher in the game. BTW might have been touched as a little kid! AKA: JLO
Jennifer Lopez was in the classroom ranting on how women are better than men.
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