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An individual who resorts to the online game, World of Warcraft, for social interaction. Normally a male, overweight, and generally unattractive, this person makes awkward sexual advances on anyone they catch wind of being a female in an effort to fulfill pathetic fantasies that they never dare in real life. Believing themselves to be witty with lame sarcastic humor, they unsuccessfully pose as someone of any sort of likability. In truth, their delusion of grandeur shields them from the truth in that they are in fact a huge tool. Usually a whiny bitch because of this delusion of grandeur, they believe they are owed something they clearly do not deserve. Eventually, this person will find themselves alone and wondering what happened with their life.
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It's so ironic how Rational Truth calls himself "rational" and what he says the "truth," yet he spreads nothing but lies and misinformation about atheists and devotes his life to writing definitions of words on here that, in some way or the other, completely flame, insult, and trash atheists. Man, what a life :) He says that most atheists are "atheist losers" without even taking into account what a "theist loser" he is making out of himself.
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A term for a business establishment that allows people to smoke inside, like a bar in a state where that is still legal. This could also be a hotel that still has smoking rooms or a gas station or stop-and-rob mini mart where losers are allowed to light up. A loser friendly establishment smells like cigarettes, so normal people will not want to be in there.
That store is loser friendly, so let's go someplace else.
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The tiny particles of crud that are left on the bar, desk, or counter top when you are done checking "scratcher" lottery tickets. Named after the fact that most instant lottery tickets are losers, as are most people who count on them for a source of financial existance.
Angie wiped up the bar after Bob left.
Spilled beer, cigarette ashes, some loser dust, and 50 cents in change that wouldn't buy Bob another draft or scratcher. "fugging drunk loser asshole" she thought.
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The greatest webcomic ever created. The author, known only as Hard, creates characters with abnormal mental or physical issues, such as necrophilism, the inability to get a date with a porn star, or being unable to suppress auto-erotic urges.
Luis: Ha-ha! I love Sexy Losers!
Davo: Yeah, Hard is the best! Ha-ha!
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Somebody who posts the acronym VPILF on Urban Dictionary stupidly not realizing that 400 other people have done the same.
Wow...lots of VPILF losers today
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