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A true blooded American. Loves to fuck bitches and get money. Typically Luke will have a girlfriend but realize girlfriends suck and being single and slaying poon is better. All the ladies think he is attractive but he doesn't go for them. Nobody completely understands Luke and when they ask he simply says, "Beer, bitches and bucks." Then walks off.
Someone who loves America and gets all the bitches.
Luke always has a huge dick.
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V. - To dominate at Ultimate Frisbee, particularly when played at night. To appear from out side of near proximity, to tip, block, intercept, or successfully catch a frisbee. To score a touchdown, or pass as an assist for a touchdown. To outrun one or more people who have been running for less time, and slower than you, from a significant distance behind them. To win the game.
Scott: "Drew, you worship Luke way too much."
Drew: "Well, he did just score again."
Scott: " Goddammit, where's Brad!"
James: "Goddammit, where's Matt Gill!"
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Luke is a very lazy bipolar anti social boy (Usually dadless) that mother beats him on a daily basis and i obsessed with a girl named amelia.Also probably has foreskin
why is luke so fucking bipolar
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a faggot bitch who can't solve his own problems, acts like a 5 year old, and is a catfish. he's also gay and everyone knows it but he won't admit it.
Guy 1: i'm not gaaayyyyy
Guy 2: dude don't be such a luke
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a little bitch who fucks girls over and uses them who are completely down for him n only him
"Oh Luke he fucked over kacy damn that bitch fine as hell"
"Dat boy luke about dumb as hell to fuck over a girl who is down for him"
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