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spide slag for when they can't think of anything else to say better than it
"yer ma luvs it"
"yer ma luvs the beef"
"yer ma wasnt sayin that last neet"
"Lest neet, I wiz ebsalutely balleexed"
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A former blue collar machine shop and mill town gone upscale.
Golf courses and Pasture Palaces have replaced the farms and woods. A town where people once led authentic real lives in a local area now has become a Yuppie Theme Park with plethoras of McMansions and commuter castles built by commuters to Boston and Providence. A formerly Democratic labor oriented town now Howie Carr country ranting about evil unions and "socialism".
Wow ! I didn't know they had Plantation houses in Massachusetts ! The South has moved Nawth my dear to Uxbridge Ma.
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A dover housewife's biggest concern is whether to take the BMW or the Mercedes to the country club for lunch.
Its a known fact, everyone in Dover, MA has a Mercedes and a BMW!
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A town full of many cliques. Most are from rich white families, though not all. And just like every other town some kids have it easier than others. Though I would have to say one must be very ignorant to believe that all of them have an easy life. They have a very good educational system, with many smart people in the town. It is a town in which one could find pot heads, coke head, and many other heads. It is a very liberal town, with a very accepting community. Though some are ignorant misinformed brats; others are very educated, informed, with high moral values. And just because your jealous is no reason to misuse the name of our town. Each family in this town has their ups and downs just as everyone else, many believe us to be stuck up brats. I suggest looking at yourself before you influence others to be prejudice for no reason. After all where you live does not define you.
look in the mirror... Dover, Ma
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(Fusil Automatique, Manufacture d'Armes de St. Etienne)
A French made assult weapon, uses a bullpup configuration and because of its apperance, French soldiers have nicknamed it "le Clairon" or "the bugle"
ze FA MAS is a good weapon yes?
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Your Mother. Used by Scousers and northerners on Bully Victims, or as a quick comeback to anything or everything.
Origin:
North west of England in the year '22' when a Scouser known as Smigga, turned to Jesus on his UK tour and asked where he was the night earlier. Jesus said, ''Manchester... it was hell mint'' and being the polite guy he was, he turned and asked back, "you?"
Of course he knew he was going to say having intercourse with your mother, so he stopped the little bastard mid-sentence and crippled his nipple with his LASER EYES
the reply:
"shaggin ya maaaAAAAHHH!"
it caught on.
True story.
Bully: ay kid. Ya ma eats out of wheelie bins...
Kid: :(
Pete Price: YOU PEASANT!!
Scouser: pete.. Ya ma.
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