meat j.

when an obese male or female allows you to place your beef stick between their meaty folds, or meat flaps, and proceed to thrust your spear in a back and forth motion.

Example 1:

Before Kristie Alley went on Jenny Craig, i was able to sneak a meat j. or two in the upper right quadrant of her torso.

Example 2:

Rosie O'Donnell gives a killer meat j.!

Meat Tampon

The white absorbent material used to soak up the blood from packaged meats.

"He forgot to remove the meat tampon before cooking his steak."

meat drum

The sound made when a penis hits a man's stomach.

I jump up and down after a shower, playing my meat drum.

Meat Train

Is when you jerk-off in a conga line.

Im about go to in a Meat Train

Meat Torpedo

The male genitalia. Think about it.

My girl friend wakes me up early at least three times a week by just tugging on my meat torpedo.

meat-glorb

a food item that mainly consists of meat, meat, and more meat

The new KFC Double Down isn't a real sandwich: it's a meat-glorb!

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Fuckable meat

Meat(human being) that is being able to be fucked.

You look like a cut of fuckable meat. Are you?