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Elliots mum, she is soooo hot. once she said elliots mate was fit, and gave his other mate a bj.
Milf: elliots friend you are sooo fit.
Elliots friend: give me a bj.
Milf: Ok.
Elliot: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Stands for 'Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck'. Generally used in internet conversations as a way of winding up your friend.
Tom: Wow, your mom is hot!
Jack: What?
Tom: She's milf!
Mom I Love Forever! Non sexual definition.
My Mom, You're a wonderful MILF, Happy Mother's Day
The act of seeking out milfs to seduce, especially by young men.
What you need:
-Youth & vitality which their husbands lack
-Button-down shirt, khaki pants, dress shoes
-A smile and bag of jokes
The two 25 year old men drove to Connecticut to go milfing and successfully nailed two cougars. The cougar's husbands never found out.
The word “Milf” means Man, I Love Frogs
“Look how cute this frog is.”
“Milf!”
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“Aww look it’s a frog!”
“Milf!!”
“Same!”
someone who radiates attractive mom energy
"Jiu from Dreamcatcher is such a milf."