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Elliots mum, she is soooo hot. once she said elliots mate was fit, and gave his other mate a bj.
Milf: elliots friend you are sooo fit.
Elliots friend: give me a bj.
Milf: Ok.
Elliot: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
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Stands for 'Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck'. Generally used in internet conversations as a way of winding up your friend.
Tom: Wow, your mom is hot!
Jack: What?
Tom: She's milf!
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Mom I Love Forever! Non sexual definition.
My Mom, You're a wonderful MILF, Happy Mother's Day
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The act of seeking out milfs to seduce, especially by young men.
What you need:
-Youth & vitality which their husbands lack
-Button-down shirt, khaki pants, dress shoes
-A smile and bag of jokes
The two 25 year old men drove to Connecticut to go milfing and successfully nailed two cougars. The cougar's husbands never found out.
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The word “Milf” means Man, I Love Frogs
“Look how cute this frog is.”
“Milf!”
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“Aww look it’s a frog!”
“Milf!!”
“Same!”
Used In pornhub to bait dumasses for their video, Usually taged as : milf teacher readhead big tits mother... ; To get as much views as possible
Friend 1 : John's mom is such a milf;
Friend 2: if you want you can search it in ph.