MTV

Short for Music Television, but continuously shows reality television, such as The Real World, The Osbournes, Newlyweds, Road Rules, and Making The Video. Only show worth watching: Tough Enough.

Whatever happened to the MUSIC on MTV, which stands for MUSIC television?!?

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MTV:

1.) Also known as "The Boner Network", as suggested by comedian Lewis Black.

2.) A possible alternative to Viagra.

3.) A source of T&A in moving picture form for middle schoolers everywhere.

4.) A source of talentless male singers for high school girls to drool over.

5.) A repository for reality shows that are far from reality.

6.) A network which, despite its name, has little to do with music.

1.) "Had any of these people ever even seen MTV? All you gotta do is watch it for 5 minutes to know it should be called "The Boner Network!"" Quote from Lewis Black.

2.) "Look, if you're having trouble getting the least bit aroused, turn on MTV!"

3.) "Every day kids come home from school and say to their parents 'I'm gonna go watch MTV!!'. then they lock themselves in their rooms, turn on the TV, and just put their little peckers right on the set!" Quote from Lewis Black.

4.) "ZOMG he is soooo HOT!!!" said the girl who has bad taste in music...

5.) "Tropical environment, place with no obese people to be seen anywhere, no 'ugly' women (by men's standards), Tila Tequila walking around proudly displaying her breasts for all the world to see... If only the real world was that way..."

6.) "Why would you hire MTV... to do music? MTV has nothing to do with music. MTV is a video. And video goes where? In your EYE! EYE, EAR, EAR, EYE. Big, fuck, DIFFERENCE!!!"
Quote from Lewis Black.

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The evil organization that has ruined rock music. Its filled with posers & retards who belive they have talent but actually have no clue what they are doing!!

Bob: Hey did you watch MTV last night?

Me: Nah i was watching Scuzz 'cos im not a sad twat blanket

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the reason why so many children are failing their SAT's and getting retained 4 years after they were supposed to graduate. also the reason why the future looks bleak for america, and quite possibly the world :/

MTV is the devil, and all the kiddies are eating from its palm.

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Mtv spews nothing but pure evil/shit and turns kids into retards.

Mtv never had much use or care for actual "music" which is too bad.

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sucks! promotes conformitism and political correctness and bullshit teen drama issues!

its terrible if you want a real music channel watch BET or VH1 or Fuse! I personally reccomend the latter.

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All it is showing right now as reruns of American Top Model and all these prissy, preppy shows for twenty something. MTV Sucks!!! It used to be good when it showed music videos and all that crap.

Don't watch MTV. A good movie, or even a episode of Grounded For Life is better than that shit.

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