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someone who is crazy, drunk, and a huuuge fan of slipknot
your mum
that kid ish a crunk maggot
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A man who stands ankle deep in brutal concrete while charging you astronomical amounts of money for his services. You will spot him easily at your local pub by what appears to be dried birdshit on his shirt. Fear not, it is not bird shit, it is the fruits of his labor. When your specialist leaves, his only guarantee is that concrete gets hard and it will crack.
My Mud Maggot buddy Walter poured only three floors today and made five grand.
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The maggot wagon just came by and emptied the trash.
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someone whos cock is maggot infested
Did terry ever bang?? hell naw dawg that deuche bag is a cock maggot!!
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The little maggots in House of the Dead that try to kill you along with the zombies.
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When you want to call someone or something a faggot but can't due to the people around you.
In an elevator
Barry: "Did you see Johnny last night with his light-up t-shirt?"
Larry: "Yeah what a f-(everybody looks at him) friendly maggot"
Barry and Larry inside joke.
(Watching some guy do handstands on the beach while sitting with his friends)
Barry: "You know Larry, i think that guy is the friendliest of maggots I have ever seen"
Larry: "I concur Barry"
(Friends looks at them quizzically)
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Ones who feed off the inconsiderate Douches or Dbags. Usually a Douche Bags "sidekick".
Girl 1: That guy is a total Douche Bag!
Girl 2: Yeah but his friend is even worse! He is a total Douche Maggot!!
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