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A mediocre NFL quarterback that lets the game come to him, simply managing it rather than making things happen.
John Stocco isn't a superstar...just a game manager.
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(Noun) Tape that is two-faced.
It is all "fixed", they used management tape to repair it.
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Managment style that involves jumping from issue to issue constantly, never staying long enough to actually fix any issue. Similar to "putting out fires" and "drive by management"
Drone1: "How's work today man?"
Drone2: "Crappy, I can't seen to get the yellow stripes straight in the parking lot, they keep smearing"
Drone1: "Stripes? Yesterday you were working on new security code feature for the server what happened to that?"
Drone2: "Boss got his beamer dented in the lot and Lillypad Management is what happened"
Drone1: "Ribbit dude!"
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Jerking Off, Choking the Chicken, Masterbating, Whacking Off, Pleasing One's Self, Fingering the Gonads, Etc.
Damn, that chick is Hot! I gotta remember her so I can manage my unit to her later.
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Someone who earns large amounts of money by repeating catchphrases, ambiguous one-liners, portmanteaus, oxymorons, contrived acronyms, and buzzwords mostly coined by someone else, in front of a large number of intellectually illiterate and ambitious wannabes, who stick to a suit even in tropical climes as if their life depended on it. In other words, a management guru is a failed stand-up comedian without a heart.
There comes the management guru; lame, unfunny, and a total stereotype.
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1.) A person who's chicken you don't want to fuck with.
2.) A person that make make a meeting short or long.
3.) A person who takes credit for the successes (even the ones he doesn't know about).
4.) A person who constantly needs help understanding.
5.) A person who manages to have hair generally all over their body.
"Hey guys, I am the General Manager and this can be a long meeting or a short meeting, Help me understand"
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1. A pseudo-psychological technique used by emotionally advanced laundry-doers to avoid the natural rage that occurs when attempting to disentangle a mass of clothes hangers - esp. the wire ones from the dry cleaner's.
2. The goal of anger management is to reduce both your emotional feelings and the physiological arousal associated with tangled hangers. You can't get rid of, or avoid, a hanger incident, nor can you ever hope to sort through them, but you can learn to control your reactions.
Employing hanger management, Susie smilingly struggled with an inseparable glot of wire hangers for 22 minutes before finally cramming them all down the garbage chute, happily.
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